Exclusive Pictures: Katie Price and Peter Andres Secret Meeting

DAY Six of the Peter Andre - Katie Price Divorce Master class: a meeting, a phone call and a button mushroom…

IN "KATE AND PETER SHOWDOWN – He reveals: 'We're meeting this week to thrash out the future'."

Pete Speaks! On with the show…down.

The Mirror's Clemmie Moodie is in Cyprus:

Peter Andre and Katie Price will both return to the UK this week for showdown talks about their stricken marriage. They will meet at a neutral location on Thursday to make arrangements for the future care of their children.

Neutral – like Switzerland or somewhere beige…

There is news of an "emotional phone". Which thanks to the megaphone attachment on Pete and Katie's mobiles went like this:

Peter said to Katie, 30: "I'm only doing this for the sake of our kids – not you."

And he told a friend: "When we do meet, it's purely for the children. I miss them desperately – they're my main priority."

Adding:

He told a friend: "It's a disgrace." He added: "I am in pieces. The split is all too raw still and it's far too painful for me to even consider talking about."

"No comment" is a comment, right?

"I'm never going to pose for pictures the way! Kate ha s – not for any money in the world. It's wrong and I don't know what she's playing at."

There is little doubting that Pete has the breasts for a career in topless modelling – and, possibly, the bikini. But standards are all:

During their meeting the couple are expected to discuss possible joint custody of their two children should they divorce.

Expected. Possible. Should. Such are the facts. Shame Pete is not talking about it:

He said: "It's such a sad situation. I don't want to talk about it, I really don't." He and older brothers Michael and Chris had a quiet lunch at a nearby beach restaurant.

Shh!

Peter fought back tears as he ate Harvey's favourite snack — chicken strips and chips…

Shhh!

Meanwhile, there are noises from the stables, snorts and foot stamping:

It's Andrew Gould, who runs a stables in Bolney, West Sussex with wife Polly. Says Gould:

"I spoke to Katie two days ago and that was about horses. Since then we have had no contact, not even text messages. Polly and Kate are friends because Polly runs the business side for me. They socialise together.

"Katie owes me for this – all I did was go for a drink with her and now all this has blown up."

Polly, who works in public relations, said yesterday: "I wish we had never got involved with her."

"HANDS OFF MY HUBBY – horse hunk's missus in ultimatum to Jordan," screms the Star's front-page headline.

Hands off… All depends how much there is to grab hold of. The Sun delivers:

"Jordan will never hootld on to a man - Jordan is now doing to Pete just what she did to me too… she loves humiliating men

Who is this mystery man?

JORDAN'S ex-fiancé last night told how she loved to humiliate him — and accused her of treating estranged hubby Peter Andre the same way.

It's Ace – the Gladiator, otherwise known as… Warren Furman.

The TV star, who was engaged to Jordan, 30, for two years, said she:

DRUNKENLY lapped up attention from other blokes in front of him

TAUNTED him, claiming he had a small manhood, and

USED a sudden interest in horse riding as cover to meet other men.

Warren said:

"I couldn't believe she did the same to Pete — saying it was the size of a button mushroom."

Cancel breakfast…

Of course Ace and Peter Andre ! might suffer from perpsective distortion. Most things looks smaller whn placed alongside Katie's massive Jordans.

For instance, in the Maldives, where Katie is resting up, fishemena have spotted two new islands. Reports the Mirror:

Bad nudes, it's illegal..

Rebecca Evans looks on:

Lying naked on a sunbed, these are the images that could land Katie Price in hot water with the authorities on the Maldives.

The 30-year-old flouted strict Muslim laws by stripping off to catch some rays - a crime that can end up with unsuspecting tourists flung into jail.

Foreign Office travel advice warns: "Nudism and topless sunbathing are prohibited throughout the Maldives including on resort islands.

"The Maldives is a Muslim country and ser! ious violations of law may lead to a prison sentence."

Cripes! Katie and Pete may not meet this Thursday after all…

And an angry local fisherman said: "This woman's behaviour is unacceptable.

"If she comes to a Muslim country she should respect Islamic laws and customs."

Off with her head! Katie Price is topless!

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